Mini quiche? You’re a mega douche
Like most people, I love some words and hate others. Some I hate because of the things they represent or bring to mind. Some I simply enjoy saying (banana-nut, awesome). And some I thoroughly enjoy because of how descriptive they are.
I really feel like the term jackass is just not used enough. People go right to the hard insult – the “f-ing jerk”, or the “bitch”, or the “asshole.” But what about jackass? It’s just great.
And douche. Oh, it’s so, so SO great. It’s a pretty fun word itself, and frankly, it is applicable to a wide variety of lame people (usually men).
Lucky for me, someone has taken the time to categorize the different types of douches.