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May 2009

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Overheard at Starbucks (NSFW)

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Dude with multiple tattoos, dressed all in black, probably mid-thirties:

 “I wouldn’t kiss her if you paid me.”

 Bleach-blond chick, also dressed all in black:

 “Yeah?”

 Dude:

 “Well, you just told me he ate your p—-”

 Chick:

 “Lower your voice”

 Dude:

 Repeats the comment at the same volume, then gets up and leaves. Chick remains. And is now discussing the cost of a pack of cigarettes with an older couple one table over. Apparently before she moved here from Ohio six months ago, they were $3.50 a pack. She wants to quit, she tells what I believe are strangers, she “has a lot of stress going on right now.”

 Well, of course she does.

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